What would Jesus look like if he went swimming in Pepto Bismol? Now you know.


We got one of these for a couple friends a few years back. It’s essentially a pepto-pink Sacred Heart statue with a magic 8-ball in the base, except the answers are different, along the lines of, “I died for this?” Which is the age-oild trick of answering a question with a question, I suppose. Jesus, let me answer yours for you: No Jesus, no you did not.


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